Who hopes for 12,002 spears?
76 0 Replyalmost positively certain this guy hoped for 12003
38 0 ReplyIt's obviously 12001 tho
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He could have just hoped for "more than 12,000" spears.
17 1 ReplyIn that case, 6001 spears would have been "more than half".
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Your mom.
12 1 ReplyLook, she has needs, okay. She's a nice lady!
8 0 ReplyOh, it's Ivan, after all.
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Well frankly if you don't hope for 12'002 spears then i don't know what you're doing with your life
7 0 ReplyWell look who's smarter than a fifth grader.
4 0 ReplyI also almost never lose when fighting them either. So I think you'll find I'm both smarter and stronger...
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A psychopath
4 0 ReplyMaye that's a round number in their non-decimal numbering system?
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I don't know half of them half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of them half as well as they deserve.
27 0 ReplyI thought this was gonna be a dick joke lol
6 0 Reply6 inches, less than half of what I hoped for
---me, when my grindr date arrives
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This is a good meme
6 1 Reply...but three of us are leaving so make that 5999
5 0 Reply"But you rely primarily on swords, no?"
"True, true. You are a wise king indeed."
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