Here's a cursed idea for capitalists: renting your online identity. You pay a subscription fee to keep your original username, or you get an ugly suffix. If a suffixless username becomes available, it is put on auction for the suffixed plebeians.
They don't need help
What's wrong with adding a prefix?
@[email protected] just doesn't roll off the tongue that easily.
Weirdly, my password was rejected because someone else used "hunter" as theirs, so I had to add a damn 2 to it, smh
What did they use? All I see is "******"
you can do better by getting a domain :D
Me with like 20 domains
Yea I can take out another one
You don't have 20 domains. You have a realm.
too many tlds
Wait, you wanted to call yourself cm000?
"What do you mean there's another dude who's called BajaBootyBlast?"
BootyBlastTheBaja
[username]2: my nick was taken :(
[username]_, X[username]X, [username]99, [username][username]: first time?
That's why I love fediverse. Username taken on one instance? Just sign up on the other server!
Gotta be unique/creative. i setup his accounts years ago, Critical Pancake.
Why do you have to hurt me like that? 😐😥
I refuse to believe that lemm.ee has 91 other zekes.
Probably not that just my go to if Zeke is already taken 😐
a new app
app
Something needs to be done about zoomies
I have a hyphen in my bluesky username and dots in my discord one because of this
It's free real estate!
