I've got A/C, cheese, water, and Faith of the Heart [Not OC]

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he is listening to the faith of the heart

That's where I would break all windows.
- So you can also hear it?
- Get the Jaws of Life, make a new door.
Scotty, transport that dog outta there!
I thought he - not the song - was the source of the faith of the heart!? 🙏❤️
Also, if the window can survive orbital reentry you and your tire iron don't stand a chance.
- Everyone knows you tap the glass with the ceramic end of a spark plug. Bonus points if the window is tinted.
  
  Everyone knows you tap the glass with the ceramic end of a ~~spark plug~~ self-sealing stem bolt
Porthos is the best boy in the galaxy.
- You knew there's something wrong with the Kelvin universe when a great person like Scotty would even consider risking harm to the best pupper in the federation.
  
  Unless dogs live about as long as humans in the future, and they had better, it was probably one of Porthos' descendants.
And Faith of the Heart

~~Looks~~ Sounds like a window needs broken

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