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When your mother yelled for you using your full name

S6E1 "Dance Like Nobody's Watching"

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Guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
  • I thought that was pretty standard for actors depicting a character eating. I remember how Aziz Ansari found it notable that Chris Pratt did not do so on Parks and Recreation:

    He always also never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a "spit bucket." Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers.

    https://old.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/107ryg/hello_its_aziz_ansari_again_ama/c6b4waa/

  • Is Python Really That Slow?
  • I do not know Ruby, but Python has a lot of syntactic sugar that, if one becomes used to and proficient with it, makes writing much faster than other languages I know (including JavaScript).

  • Updated for the Lemmy crowd

    S7E21 "Michael's Last Dundies"

    Inspired by the comments under this post: https://lemmy.world/post/22134290

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    Is Python Really That Slow?
  • Python is by far the fastest to write, cleanest, more maintainable programming language I know

    Maintainable? I have not ever had to work with any large Python projects, but from what I have heard, maintenance is a large pain point.

  • Is Python Really That Slow?
  • It seems "vanilla" Python is slow, but a JIT implementation like PyPy can speed things up significantly. The major downside seems to be that PyPy does not support Python code that relies on some CPython libraries.

  • MRW I randomly run into an old friend at a concert, and they are offended when I don't immediately recognize them

    S5E2 "When It Rains, It Pours"

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    Reminder for Windows 10 users who can't upgrade to Windows 11
  • Imagine your toast not popping up because your toaster started updating itself randomly.

  • Seeing a sticker blocking a macbook's logo makes me realise it's a macbook more than just seeing the apple
  • I think they mean that the sticker makes it stand out, putting the model/brand into your conscious mind. If a Macbook is displayed normally onscreen, it is just some prop that you might not pay any additional attention to at all. Sure, you unconsciously know that it is an Apple product, but that fact is not at the front of your mind at all. With the Apple logo covered, you still know that it is an Apple product all the same, but you are actually consciously thinking about fact.

  • To be fair, Factorio is A much more sustainable addiction.
  • Factorio is like scrapbooking

  • Garak, LLM Vulnerability Scanner
  • Just a plain, simple vulnerability scanner.

  • I must leave, for a time.
  • On your first day, find the biggest, scariest looking Klingon and beat them up.

  • I need time to... uh... study

    S5E7 "Brooklyn Without Limits"

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    Young Frankenstein is not available for streaming
  • Lol I know you meant that as Igor, but I totally ready that as Igor at first

  • Had to create an artificial protostar to brighten the shot of Captain Shaw in ST: Picard
  • I increase the exposure on just about every post I create. TV is just so dark.

  • With today's update I dare say Voyager is now better than Apollo was
  • TIL iOS finally got widget support a few years ago

  • With today's update I dare say Voyager is now better than Apollo was
  • In my mind, Voyager was always on the forefront with features compared to other Lemmy clients. I'm surprised it took this long to implement this!

  • 2meirl4meirl
  • Can someone help me find that picture of a cartoon sloth saying something like "Once I get my life together, it's over for you bitches"? I rememeber seeing it on Reddit a lot. Due to its popularity, the cartoonist published a picture book of series of different cartoon animals saying funny things, and none were anywhere near as good as the sloth one. It was very popular, but can't find it now!

  • Oh, I'm not a fashion... person...

    S4E5 "The Problem Solvers"

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    What do zoos do with dead animals?
  • The vultures at the zoo got to it first.

  • Peak
  • It is a play on this type of meme:

    It usually depicts a horse starting out being drawn rather well, then drawn progressively worse. Each segment of the horse is associated with a segment of something like a TV show where the quality changed over time.

    This Avatar version is implying that all three segments are actually consistently good.

  • That pervert would always just try to get me drunk

    S1E8 "The Break-Up"

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    Life of O'Brien
  • You're prostituting yourself out for cheeseburgers again, aren't you?

  • Life of O'Brien
  • What is happening in panels five/six?

  • Cross-promotion lesson
  • From her perspective, Jack just asked to fuck her, and her only hesitation was she wanted to pee first.

  • New patch for the Switch
  • I presume they used this opportunity to also fix their Scunthorpe problem on Switch

  • Another data-driven post! The differences between versions of the episode "100"

    Season 5 Episodes 20-21 is a two-part episode titled "100". When it was originally broadcast, both parts were shown on the same night. I presume this is the cut that is included on the Blu-ray that I have: both parts combined into one long (42:18) continuous episode. But on other home media (including streaming services such as Peacock), and presumably in syndication, each of the two parts is instead recut into an individual episode with a running time of about 21:25 each. It seems that part one was originally a minute or so longer than part two, so part one had some jokes cut out and part two had some added in.

    So, I nerded out a bit and played both versions side-by-side, taking note of the differences. Here are my findings:

    Part one differences

    |timestamp|original|timestamp|recut| |-|-|-|-| |3:50|Pam, onscreen, shouts "I can't sit in a booth!"|3:50|still photo of Pam onscreen| |4:54|"It would be horrible! The only thing I want attached to my funbags are celebrity DJs"|4:51|"It would be horrible!"| |6:05|the flashback of Lutz falling while carrying pudding also includes Liz's/Jack's reactions||| |11:27|"The media won't let you embarrass yourself? Be like Michael McDonald and take it to the streets"|11:19|"The media won't let you embarrass yourself?"| |12:33|recurring hobo pitches sketch to the writers waiting outside "What about a sketch about how the Empire State Building is controlling us with electricity?" "Come on, get out of here!"||| |15:23|Sideways Jack shouts "The real Jack Donaghy could handle a little gas leak!" followed by a deep sniff||| |15:54|News interview with drowning biker that Tracy had saved "He just pulled me out of the water and said 'Don't tell anyone I did this.' I didn't even get a chance to congratulate him on his Oscar" "'Modesty' and 'heroism'; two words forever synonymous with Tracy Jordan"||| |19:41|Paul's coworker cuts into his conversation with Jenna "Break's over, Paul. Crew meeting in Lady Chanterelle's office. He's pissed."||| |20:39|"Okay, I did call you, but I was not in my right mind. I mean, how could I have been, to call you after everything you've done?" Flashback to a few Dennis moments including a new scene in a restaurant, romantically shaking waitress's hand "It's Tonya, right? Wonderful service" waitress leaves "Could you maybe not hit on the waitress right in fro--" "CHEW AND SCREW! Run, dummy!" Dennis runs away from table, Liz follows "Ugh, dammit! Dennis! I checked a coat!"|19:54|"Okay, but I was not in my right mind."| |21:19|"No, you know what I feel? You were a mistake"|20:09|"No, you were a mistake"| |||20:38|"To be continued, dummies" followed by the credits over top of a series of musical flashbacks|

    Part two differences

    |timestamp|original|timestamp|recut| |-|-|-|-| |||0:00|"Previously, on 30 Rock" followed by recap of part one| |||0:41|Elevator ding "This is us, Ms. Lemon. Let's walk together like Laverne and Shirley" Kenneth tries to link arms, Liz fights him off "Oh, I'm sorry. I'll keep talking about the bird!" followed by opening credits| |||3:26|while throwing cash at crying strippers "How about a little less self-respect and a little more squatting?"| |26:29|"OJ Simpson - who texted me earlier today."|5:31|"OJ Simpson - who texted me earlier today. What should I write back?"| |30:21|"Hey, Greta Johannsen, your animal wrangler" "My god, you're beautiful"|9:24|"Hey, Greta Johannsen, your animal wrangler. I don't want to alarm my other wildlife, but all the canaries for the coal mining sketch seem to have slipped off to meet Garuda in the sky" "My god, you're beautiful"|

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    I see that S6E6-7 "Hey, Baby, What's Wrong" is also a two-part episode that is combined in some places and split in others, so you may be able to expect another post like this for that episode!

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    When you try to navigate the layout of your usual grocery store chain in a different city

    S4E3 "Stone Mountain"

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    When you try to force Wendysday for today since the Americans were too busy melting down last week

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    I ain't your Betazed girl

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    Your birthday is coming up! Which 30 Rock shirt do you want?

    |panel|shirt|episode num|episode name| |-|-|-|-| |1|Dark Sensations|S1E1|Pilot| |2|ME WANT FOOD!|S2E2|Jack Gets in the Game| |3|NOT POISONING RIVERS SINCE 1997|S2E6|Somebody to Love| |4|10K Benefit for Pediatric Restless Leg Syndrome|S3E10|Generalissimo| |5|JALISA|S3E12|Larry King| |6|WHAT THE FRAK!?|S3E19|The Ones| |7|SOLVERS|S4E5|The Problem Solvers| |8|THE PROBLEM|S4E5|The Problem Solvers| |9|Impeach George W. ashington|S4E11|Winter Madness| |10|BUSINESS SLUT|S5E1|The Fabian Strategy| |11|I'M WITH STUPID 👉|S5E4|Live Show| |12|BWL|S5E7|Brooklyn Without Limits| |13|MUSIC⚡BAND|S6E8|The Tuxedo Begins| |14|DUCK!|S6E17|Meet the Woggels!| |15|Cheek|S6E20|Queen of Jordan II: The Mystery of the Phantom Pooper| |16|OctaviaSpencerPoker.com|S7E9|Game Over|

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    I guess Kenneth lost some value to Jack after leaving the page program

    S3E16 "Apollo, Apollo" S7E7 "Mazel Tov, Dummies!"

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    The camarah loves me

    S7E1 "The Beginning of the End"

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    I'm just going to raise the barrier, if thats okeydokey with everyone

    Deleted scene from S5E5 "Reaganing"

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    When your boss asks you to cover for your coworker who just got fired

    S3E17 "Cutbacks"

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    One of the very few jokes in the unaired pilot that did not make it to the broadcast cut

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    When someone calls me needlessly pedantic

    S4E17 "Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter"

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    Support priority

    Context:

    • PC, Switch, and PlayStation/Xbox (in that order) tend to get updates, new features, fixes, etc. faster than other platforms.
    • Meanwhile, the Android/iOS ports seem to have a rather low priority. Major updates tend to come relatively late, and even multiplayer (introduced in 2018) is still not officially supported on mobile.
    • On the other hand, the PlayStation Vita version was entirely abandoned after only a few months. The addition of multiplayer had necessitated a change of game engine, and the new engine that was chosen did not support the Vita. The latest Vita build is equivalent to a PC build from 2017, meaning it lacks all subsequent new content and QOL improvements, as well as still containing game-breaking bugs.
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    Opening Facebook in your 20's

    S4E13 "Anna Howard Shaw Day"

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    They missed an opportunity to make another one of these jokes in the COVID special!

    S3E16 "Apollo, Apollo" S7E7 "Mazel Tov, Dummies"

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