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Why do you have four smoke detectors in your bedroom?
- "It gets really hot in here"
Yes, a sex swing! Definitely not for suspension bondage, I don't even know what that is, haha. ...unless? 🥺
- I definitely don't want to tie up a cute little sub from my ceiling and take advantage of them when they are totally helpless ....
  
  Why's the sub always gotta be little and cute? #NormalizeBigSubLove
  
  👉👈
- Sex swing is easier to say than suspension bondage.
  
  In the end, as long as it is properly secured to a beam, you can hang a few pals from it and it will work.
  
  It is indeed amazing how versatile a simple hook can be. Unrelated, but you don't happen to be looking for more pals?
Great for fire detection!
- You see you just have this special smoke detector and an actual detector in the same room, no one's gonna notice.
  
  The amount of places I've lived with old, busted, hard-wired smoke alarms replaced with newer battery operated ones.
  
  I think the fingerprints and smudges are going to be more telling than a second detector.
- omg hii FQQD
  
  hello there
Lol "hiding"

I just have multiple ceiling hard points in rooms on all 3 floors of my house.
can someone repost this in about 10 hours? i might have to make a joke
or a boxing bag.
- Some sex swings do offer boxing bag experience!

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