First adventure, let's goooo

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And they all died.
at least 2 go unconscious and the other is heavily wounded
- Fun story, when I started playing my Tabaxi Cleric of Sylvanus, we were walking through the woods towards our first dungeon, and on the way we got ambushed by wolves. The talk went:
  
  ME: I'll position myself between the others and the wolves.
  DM: then they'll attack you first.
  ME: pfft, that's fine, I've got an AC of 18.
  DM: does a 21 hit?
  ME: 😨 (meekly) yes...?
  DM: 23 hits as well...
  ME: 😰
  DM: and 19 as well, right... You take 10 damage.
  ME: fuck, I'm down!
I have a new party of three absolute beginners lined up for next saturday. I forgot the snails in the adventure though 🤔
- Add them in as wandering monsters. AC 16, 12 HP, 4' move
  
  Attacks: 1d4 headbutt +1
  
  AC 16, 12 HP
  
  That's more than the vast majority of 1st level characters, my guy
Snail's not even guarding anything, the party just saw it and decided to go berserk.
- Sounds about right.
- Damn murderhobos.
Photos taken moments before TPKs.
Level 9 Party:
It was a decoy snake

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