Use chapstick

How I get around that: Wait until my girl uses hers, then kiss her.

It's a bit of a running meme between us.

Simplest way to install some trussy.

Wonder what that'd look like to a layman. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9... Awesome? Beastly? Crushing? Deafening? Ear-shattering? Fuck that's loud?

Relevant xkcd about these xkcd's:

If we're going to assume the copyright of the body would rest with the first Homo Sapiens, that was tens of thousands of years ago, so even under Jamaican copyright (life of the author + 95 years), that'd be public domain.

Plagiarise away!

Mok

Awh.

~ brought to you by the Ornithologists & Car Enthusiasts United.

That's one way to describe the guy, indeed.

That's one way to summarise what that number sequence is tied to.

Zero.
One.
Zero.
One.
One.
Zero.
Zero.
One.

You watch the coffee pot.

Non vegan here. 🤔

Soooooo honey is not extracted directly from the bees, so that would be an argument to declare honey vegan.

On the other hand, even with modern beekeeping tech and modular hives, one could argue the act of taking honey to be a serious intrusion on the bees' life, so that could be an argument that honey is not vegan.

One could argue where the line lies with eusocial organisms. Do you consider the individual bees or do you consider the whole hive? Whole hive? Honey may not be vegan. Individual insects? Honey could be vegan.

It really depends on your standards. One vegan friend of mine does drink mead (honey wine, for the uninformed) for instance.

I have hands that can turn into fists. Does that mean I was created for hitting things?

This is your logic, woman!

Sometimes the Foul Bachelor Frog was (is?) used for gender-agnostic scenarios. Foul Bachelorette Frog is for specifically female things.

Wouldn't EA be more Pride? Y'know, Pride & Accomplishment and all that jazz?

It's a tough Bill to swallow.

Because Bill fights back.

I love 'em just like that. In my family, they're a lovely occasional treat, especially around new year's since at least one of my parents doesn't like the locally traditional oliebollen.

Diabel: Alright, looks like everyone's grouped up. Get plenty of rest tonight, people! We leave at noon!

Player 2: *Groans* Noon?

Player 3: That's so early!

Diabel: *Sighs* Alright. What about 1 o'clock?

Player 8: 1? Dude, come on!

Diabel: *Groans* God, fine! We leave at the crack of... 2:30, I guess. Lazy butts...

Player 4: Christ, I'm gonna have to set my alarm.

~Sword Art Online Abridged, episode 2

That only helps quiet down cars below 30 km/h. Above that speed, most noise is either rolling noise or wind noise.

That edit deserves extra kudos