That log had a child!
"that log had a child" is very important
Listen, boy:
Someday when you are older,
You could get hit by a boulder.
While you're lying there, screaming, "Come help me please!"
The seagulls, poke your knees.Honestly I preferred the "Russian Unicorn" BLR era, where the lyrics were just from a (actually) bad lip reading of unaltered music videos. I mean a fair amount of their later stuff was still hilarious, but they seemed to rely on a lot of reversed video footage which wasn't quite as funny.
They also haven't posted anything in a year, which is a shame.
Seriously, the inauguration was a gold mine. I hope they put something out. They'll probably just do another half assed BLR of the Superbowl, though.
Sample of my pasta is one of my favorites.
I was on a crew that did the installation of Star Wars Land (i refuse to call it galaxies edge) at Disney in Anaheim. I wrote the entirety of these lyrics on the backside of the floor panels in the "hallways" of the Millennium Falcon.
Some of the googly eyes i stick around are still there. And there's a penis painted on the wall of the exit lane that no one ever notices because the foot traffic is one-way.
Pics or it didn't happen
