Built a thousand bridges, no one called me the bridge building guy,
Paved a thousand roads, no one called me the road paving guy.
But I f***** one goat...
I read that with a heavy Irish accent
Baja Blast has cocaine in it. Everyone knows it, and no one wants to talk about it.
Don't want the coke to get taken out like they did to Coke
It's actually heroin, why do you think people crave it so hard.
Shayne Smith is a legend. That bit he did on terrorizing the Mormon "bad" kids was hilarious!
Shit, I'm in the same boat with energy drinks. All the cashiers make jokes about how they already know the price. It's like a roll reversal of customers making jokes like "that means it's free, right?"
I hate it, but I know their job sucks so I don't say anything.
I used to have the same thing with a pizza place near an old house I lived in. One night, I ordered a pizza. Got a call shortly later saying that they'd give me a pizza that was bigger than the one I ordered for the same price if I went over and picked it up myself. From that day I didn't order near as much pizza from them.
As someone with major social anxiety, I hate when this happens. I can continue going there and endure agonizing awkward small talk about my order, or never go back again. Its usually the later. Ive lost a lot of good places like this.
Throughout my years, I have dislocated my shoulder fourteen times so far. I was a frequent visitor to the ER and eventually found out they nicknamed me "shoulder guy." (Especially back then, when I was hurt or nervous or on painkillers, I get chatty. I guess I made an impression.)
After the visit where I found that out, it was years before I dislocated my shoulder again and by that point I'd moved and so went to a different hospital. Perhaps I was subconsciously so mortified that I avoided it for that reason.
as someone also with major social anxiety, i love when this happens because it's a guaranteed talking point right out the gate 😂
I do love being called "The pop guy" shit even before it was my career it was called it cause I loved the shit so much.
Over 80% rda sugar per 250ml so I'd say your kidneys are gonna need help before your throat will
I'm more worried about the pancreas.
