The tsa agent was giving me weird looks yesterday, probably for wearing my short shorts with juicy on the butt. I'm a 6'3 male if it helps illustrate the situation properly.
31 0 ReplyHe was probably trying to determine just how juicy and whether it was over the carry-on limits on fluids.
22 0 ReplyHe's at baggage claim four hours later because they made him check his huge nuts
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He was probably thinking "hey, this isn't the YMCA"
9 0 ReplyNot any more it isn't
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Was she waving at known wet pussy hater Ben Shapiro?
27 2 Replyjust a well-placed advertisement.
30 0 ReplyWorks for me.
22 0 ReplyI think I'd prefer pussy juice to ass juice. Willing to be proven wrong though...
11 0 ReplyLike that would stop us from waving. Depending on the guy they're either going to find it endearing or crude and sexy.
19 0 ReplyRecall a Patton Oswald story in one of his specials about this.
2 0 ReplyShe must have an epic wedgie and plumber's disease.
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