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The Onion @midwest.social ZeroCool @slrpnk.net 1mo ago

It’s Easter now, insist supermarkets

newsthump.com It’s Easter now, insist supermarkets

Supermarkets have announced it is Easter this morning, ending the run of Christmas which began in October.

It’s Easter now, insist supermarkets

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I thought it was Valentine's day for the next 6 weeks
- In-spite of years of effort and marketing, companies are still uncertain as to whether or not its possible to profit from love.
  
  Hot single ladies in your area!
- Supermarkets:
  
  Because there's only one seasonal isle.

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