The Onion @midwest.social RmDebArc_5 @sh.itjust.works 1mo ago

Gym Installs Confusing New Equipment To Mess With Anyone Joining In January

theonion.com Gym Installs Confusing New Equipment To Mess With Anyone Joining In January

MINNEAPOLIS—Cackling in gleeful anticipation, the staff at local gym Verve Fitness reportedly installed confusing new equipment Monday to mess with anyone joining in January. “Good luck getting back in shape, idiots—you’ll never figure out how to use all these pulleys,” said fitness director Kyle Ca...

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This is great, that machine has some funny weird details on it. The weld going over the bolted-together frame at ~5 o'clock on the photo is so silly. All the handles, levers, wiring, pullies going to nowhere

And in a few days, the gym will be nuts!