Well gigachad supersoldiers can't be killed if they never show up on the frontline.
54 0 ReplyThey're so gigchad when Putin conscribes them, they say no and refuse to elaborate further.
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You only have to be average at your job on the left, to scare the shit out of the steroid/HGH addicts on the right. You can do so much in 8 hours. How many hours can they keep running?
45 0 ReplyMost roidcakes have the stamina and endurance of a retired accountant who chainsmoked for their entire career.
46 0 ReplyRight?! Those are far from ideal soldiers. I'm a 150lbs, when wet, but my 62-grain bullet will wreck any one of those men.
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Yeah but their abs can stop bullets. Which is why they don't wear body armor. Does your drone operator have bulletproof abs? Didn't think so.
10 0 ReplyCan't stop the artillery the drone operator calls in. At that point it doesn't matter how muscular they are.
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That's a still from a gay porn movie on the right, isn't it?
41 0 ReplyI hope so.
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There are no soldiers that look like that.
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26 0 ReplyLove seeing defrenestrated out in the wild
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Clearly you've never seen the war documentaries Predator or Commando.
18 0 ReplyJesse Ventura was a real soldier? I guess his service to country is what got him elected as governor. Hey! I guess that's how Arnold became governor too. Fancy that, two of the guys who fought that alien both went on to become politicians.
6 0 ReplyDon’t forget about the GOAT called Rambo
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Since they need to go shopping for spare soldiers my money is on the Drone
13 0 ReplyThe image on the right looks like the start of a hardcore porno
11 0 ReplyThat guy on the left looks really funny, is there a name for that meme?
8 0 ReplyCommonly known as black hackerman
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Gigachads are probably tactically retreated to a base of fellow anti-putin compatriots, waiting for the right moment to strike at the Kremlin.
5 0 ReplyBut their skinny, withered legs...they're gonna need Professor X floaty chairs...
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Prob the drone pilot on the other side
4 0 ReplyBut which one will be a more effective fundraiser as a pinup calendar?
4 0 ReplySpeaking as A Woooman®️, yech, none of the above. Makes me think of decay and early death. Immediately donated to Come Back Alive.
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Unlimited and untraceable drones? No problem.
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