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French vampires

Catstrey @CatstreyDave

To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.

5:22 PM -01 Jan 20- Twitter for Android

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Better quality version
i thought you had to use garlic bread? man, i've been overpaying
The legendary bilingual double pun!
- What is the second pun?
  
  Painstaking - time consuming.
  
  Staking - piercing with a wooden stake.
  
  Pain - French word for bread.
- Missed it at first until I read your comment.
Cross-post to "DadJokes?"
Actually snorted.

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