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Diesel-smelling

Jeremy Clarkson: Just been for a walk round the farm and I'm a bit alarmed by how few butterflies there are.

Something is afoot.

Danny Wallace: Diesel-smelling Top Gear host who threatened climate protestors misses butterflies.

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Schedule

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Buckfast Tonic Wine - Tasting Notes

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Disco Inferno

kimoramay-deactivated20170907

I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto.

The motto was "l hear, I see, I learn" Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for "l hear, I see, I learn" is "audio, video, disco

wonderfulworldofmichaelford Obserwuj

What the f ck that's the best school motto ever change it back

copperbadge Obserwuj

Your yearly reminder that "l learn through suffering" can be translated into Latin as "Disco Inferno"

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Progress

Amy 16h @lolennui. bsky. social

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns Imao

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Human rights

Sofia "Buff Girlfriend" @sofiabuffgf

Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it's transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

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Dedicated button

Brent @SkyCladBrent:

Imagine there being a website so popular that game console manufacturers put a dedicated button on their controllers to take and post screenshots and then you fuck the website up so much that they disable it

) Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica · May 9:

As of June 10, 2024, it will no longer be possible to post screenshots and videos to X (formerly Twitter) from the Nintendo Switch's Album, or send friend requests to social media users via the Friend Suggestions feature. Find out more: ninten.do/6010YVr2a

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Beekeeping

The hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names

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Houseplants

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Do hats fit

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The taste of water

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The bubble is dead, long live the bubble!

spaf @spaf

Every vendor booth at RSA this year: Powered by world-class Al with a proprietary language model, our product offers unbelievably agile, next-gen threat intelligence-based risk management in the dark net on a quantum containerized blockchain employing breathtakingly advanced data science. Built to be compatible with your SIEM & cloud, its zero-trust architecture is programmed in a memory-safe language with no supply chain to monitor!

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Embarrassing

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Gutted

Ed @eddo75

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

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Tragedy

mrdavehill 6h

First I lose Henry Kissinger. Now I lose 0.J Simpson. This is so f#%king hard.

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Bustacean

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The Bachelor

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Fe and Mn

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This setting is so fucking dumb

afab boyfriend @princessasterion.bsky.social

ME READING WARHAMMER 40K BOOKS IN 2018: this setting is so fucking dumb. No way a society would let their entire technological infrastructure be controlled by a handful of fanatics that have convinced themselves that computer code is literally God

ME NOW: Ah,

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Premature truncation

benpaddon 17h

With convention season spinning up again, this is your reminder that there is a special place in Hell for cosplayers... more

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