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They're liquid.
They get comfy, sit on your lap, and just sleep there happy and content while making the :3 face
Or if you lay down sometimes they'll lay on your chest all smug and :3
They wanna steal my bread like yoink
They have the face like :3
They make this wrrr sound
When you pet them just right, a rock tumbler turns on inside them
They do this stretchy thing like mmmrrrr
They like makin biscuits
They have finger knife murder mittens.
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