Being arrested by the tyrannical government while innocently drinking beers and swapping point blank body armor shots with your buddies is how new libertarians are born
They went to the hospital saying they were in the woods with another individual who shot them and stole their stuff while the 2 managed to get away.
Wife later comes in and says the 2 were drunk on the porch and one fired a .22 into the others back. Said victim turned around and fired 6 shots into first guys back. All shots were stopped but still cause damage.
The 2 guys come out and said they made the first story to stop anyone from getting in trouble.