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Self-identified independent announces dinner preference of “I don’t know, whatever you don’t want”

thebeaverton.com Self-identified independent announces dinner preference of “I don’t know, whatever you don’t want”

HARRISBURG, PA ― Undecided voter and self-described “non-partisan skeptical moderate” Deannah Sole has announced that, in the rapidly approaching election for tonight’s meal, which is locked in a dead heat between Italian and sushi, she intends to vote for whatever will leave everyone with an actual...

Self-identified independent announces dinner preference of “I don’t know, whatever you don’t want”

HARRISBURG, PA ― Undecided voter and self-described “non-partisan skeptical moderate” Deannah Sole has announced that, in the rapidly approaching election for tonight’s meal, which is locked in a dead heat between Italian and sushi, she intends to vote for whatever will leave everyone with an actual preference unhappy.

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