What in the name of all that is holy, in the vast cosmos of incomprehensible decisions, could have possibly possessed you to smear the vile, unspeakable horror that is dookie and peepee all over your once-pristine teeth? Have you, in an unprecedented act of lunacy, chosen to abandon every shred of reason and logic left in this universe? And to solve this grotesque catastrophe, of all the myriad possible solutions, you chose—nay, boldly dared—to consume the wretched pink soap, the very embodiment of cleansing torment? Truly, this is a masterstroke of madness!
I need something that's going to GRIP and CLEAN the cum out of my PUBIC HAIR every time I'm in the bathroom and the PINK SOAP doesn't have that effect which is why I ONLY use TIDE LAUNDRY DETERGRNT
TIL: I'm nobody because I do enjoy having my breath smell like an exploded flower bouquet. I also like the lubrication it gives my teeth because it makes it easier to smile.