Big lie, starter pack

Small hands, big lies.

Me in an interview

I always thought it was " This next Lie will be this big"

"Look at my tiny hands, they distract you from my words"

Remember kids, these hands are grabbing someone by their pussy

" but hey, kids, this is how I met your mother"
- Barney disapproves of this.

It's also the same gesture he uses when talking about Arnold Palmer, it can get confusing.

“Big man, strong man, he came to me, came to me with tears in his eyes…”

Bing bong, bing bing bong, bing bong bing, bing bong bong bing bing bong

You know this is the recommended stance when deescalating violent psych patient because it keeps your hands visible (as in, not hiding something) and in front of your body / face in case they start swinging. I've never really felt comfortable doing it though and this kind of explains a possible reason why. I actually had a guy the other night who asked why everyone else was scared of him and I didn't seem to be. There were probably a couple other reasons though (I've dealt with waaay wilder men, and also he mostly struck me as young, dumb, and loud, and dumb in the young sense not in the cognitively not there sense). But as far as this pose idk it just always seemed really patronizing to me. I usually stand more like One of these where at least one hand is on the neck or side of the head. Usually with my hands overlapping but my fingers not intertwined so they're easy to separate and throw up in front of my face but not overtly defensive.

Perfect beautiful lies folks. Everyone knows it.

thats his 'spread em' pose as a metaphorical 'prepare to be buttfucked ladies'

Like that dude ever fucked ladies.

Edit: consentually
- If you see paying for sexual services as consensual, he probably did.
  
  If you don't, he probably didn't.
- He's certainly fucked em over

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Itty bitty baby hands

“Itty Bitty Baby Hands and the Skipping Dipshit”