Absolute dipshits, not a single brain cell in any of them

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Dog: my human acts very foolish sometimes and I am not sure if they even have a single brain cell. Today, they confused me with a drum and sang loudly and out of tune. But they did interact with me that way and I love them in all their goofiness.
“Dogs are dumb” says the person who spends 5/7ths of their life to feed and shelter the dog.

Dog is king. You are slave.
- 5/7ths of their life
  
  so, their whole life?
- DUMB KING
  
  SMART SLAVE
  
  I've read enough Roman plays to know how this works
  
  I'm pretty sure I've outwitted some of my dogs in similar ways too
  
  "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"
  
  "The meek shall inherit the earth"
  
  --Jesus Christ
She doesn't seem amused. But in fairness I have a horrible singing voice.
- My dog would put his paw to my mouth whenever I sang. I think because my mother thought it was hilarious
I mostly tell my dog how stinky she is, but yeah. She loves that.
This is exactly what I do with my dogs. I had no idea it was a common thing.
"Who's the stupidest one? Is it you? Yes it's you! You're the stupidest one! Such a dummy boy!"

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