Britain was not the... wealthiest of Roman conquests

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<morganfreemanvoice>And you know what? They did steal our pile of rocks</morganfreemanvoice>
- Bloody Romans!
- That still doesn't give you carte blanche to steal everyone else's rocks.
  
  Give 'em back.
  
  No, we will put them in our museum
We have edible snails because the Romans imported them but no-one here eats snails. Still. Italian food, right? Bestintheworld right?
- The Gauls would like a word
It also required so many soldiers to keep that anyone put in charge of Britannia could take the legions to march on Rome and would have a chance of becoming the new emperor.
And worst of all: What have the romans ever done for us?

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