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Justas Justas🇱🇹 @sh.itjust.works

Lithuanian 30+ year-old shitposter who works as a programmer.

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Musk Creates Second AI to Disprove First One, Instantly Regrets Decision
  • Third AI urges Elon Musk to think about legacy, reconnect with children.

  • No, Your iPhone Is Not ‘Mysteriously Rebooting’: Here’s What’s Happening
  • I sometimes catch my Motorola doing that at night, sometimes it even updates.

  • Discord admin gets 15 years for “one of the most significant leaks” in US history
  • Yo momma's lips are so loose, she leaks government secrets.

  • Perfect except that she's a HERETIC
  • She also does stuff that make even the Slaneesh blush.

  • Let's get folksy up in here
  • Yes, because they were Bulgarian.

  • Pliny doesn't like when I travel
  • Obligatory Šaškė

  • It was wonderful, thanks
  • Or he could pay off a pornstar again.

  • Deregulation ≠ Efficiency
  • inb4 Mexican cartels start selling Mexican insulin and other medicine to broke Americans at lower prices.

  • Ambulance hits cyclist, rushes him to hospital, then sticks him with $1,800 bill
  • I mean kinda, but he used his authority very sparingly.

  • It was wonderful, thanks
  • I've heard of old men married to much younger women dying from sex taxing their hearts too much, so that is more likely than you think.

  • Potoo Potions!
  • Unlike the video games, which feature Geralt carrying two swords, the books note Geralt's second sword is in a pack on his horse, Roach. The photos have yet to confirm Roach's existence but chances are good the horse is also involved in the series. As such, it will likely be revealed Geralt's second sword in the pack Roach is carrying.

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  • Potoo Potions!
  • Witchers are supposed to have 2 swords, an iron sword for humans, elves and dwarves and a silver sword for monsters. In the show Geralt only wields one sword.

  • Potoo Potions!
  • I mean, they also made him not use 2 swords because it was uncomfortable.

  • Potoo Potions!
  • They were supposed to be cat eyes, which would have probably looked better.

  • Harris and the Democrats Committed to a Rightward Lurch — and Lost Big Time
  • In most of Europe this isn't leftist policy, it's common sense centrist policy.

  • The Daily Check-in for 6 November 2024 - just for today, we are not drinking!
  • Yeah, I have a lot of people in my surroundings who could really benefit from not drinking, so I sympathise with the message of your community.

  • The Daily Check-in for 6 November 2024 - just for today, we are not drinking!
  • I'm not an American and not even an alcoholic and I want to drink a lot today.

  • Patient gamers, what are your favorite OSTs?
  • The old Deus Ex and Endless Space are the ones I listen to the most.

  • Patterns on this watermelon

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    Vanity license plates @lemmy.world Justas🇱🇹 @sh.itjust.works

    A sewage treatment vehicle that spells "p00p" in Lithuanian, number plate cost 2500 euros, advertising value: priceless

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    Muh pea sandwich (OC)

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    I know what's there but I still want to see it

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    And they built a crooked house

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    Top of my head looked back at me in this photo

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    Shitty Battlestations @lemmy.world Justas🇱🇹 @sh.itjust.works

    I should organise my cables better

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    Hey guys, did you miss Šaškė?

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    Aliens infiltrate the government and business elites of humanity, but possess more empathy and care more for people than the sociopathic human elites

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    I don't want to form parasocial relationships with people I fap to

    Parasocial relationships refer to one-sided relationships in which a person develops a strong sense of connection, intimacy, or familiarity with someone they don’t know, most often celebrities or media personalities. These relationships exist only in the mind of the individual, who experiences a bond despite the lack of reciprocity.

    Forming parasocial relationships is fine.

    Fapping (masturbating) to nsfw content is fine (unless it is illegal or unethical).

    But forming a parasocial relationship with someone you fap to feels like cheating if you are in a relationship and a poor substitute for a relationship if you are single.

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    I am not a ______; you can share me.

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    This is what peak slavcore looks like (extra images in the comments)

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    I bought a car with a bad engine

    A year ago I bought my wife a Mazda CX-5 diesel and paid 10K for it. Now I found out that it has an engine defect that will be extremely expensive to repair, so the car is a write-off, at best I can get 2K back.

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    It took me way too long to realise wtf I was doing

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    In the Past, by Petras Lukošius

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    Why can't Strings in String Theory be replaced with Springs?

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    Vanity license plates @lemmy.world Justas🇱🇹 @sh.itjust.works

    M1ND1S

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    Burning winter sunset, WIP

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    Brought to you by the vertical mouse gang

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    noobient.com Canonical starts charging for Ubuntu LTS security updates

    So Ubuntu has this model where they pretty much freeze package versions for an Ubuntu release after release, and then they only backport security updates from upstream. There's nothing new here, most distros do it this way. The idea is that this way they can polish the gazillions of package versions

    Canonical starts charging for Ubuntu LTS security updates
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