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Justas Justas🇱🇹 @sh.itjust.works

Lithuanian 30+ year-old shitposter who works as a programmer.

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Who knew currants could be so deadly
  • Black currant leaf tea is amazing and tends to get better with every pour.

  • Peru's 'Alien Mummies' under fresh scrutiny
  • Also, they are Alpaca skulls in papier mache.

  • The wreckage of a Shahed-type UAV was found in the village of Plauru, Romania.
  • The Russians should know better than leave their stuff unattended in rural Romania.

  • When you’ve been reading too many romance novels. [F] [OC]
  • Romance novels are just gooning for women.

  • Solution: get a girlfriend that kill fascists
  • 2 liters of displacement

    Citation needed.

  • Everyone is allowed to be a hypocrite sometimes
  • If you don't want to nut in your friends, are they really your friends though?

  • Involuntary validation
  • And then it gets hot and it unsticks at the worst possible time...

  • Google bans sanctioned Russian performers after request from Lithuania
  • For context, LRTK is an oddly authoritarian institution which, for example, tried to make every Lithuanian content creator and also others to register as a television network and every online commentator to adhere to journalist's code of ethics.

  • What Polan doin?
  • Surprise Anschluss

  • Top of my head looked back at me in this photo
  • It lacks a second panel to look like loss.

  • Top of my head looked back at me in this photo
  • More like a Steve, I'm going bald-ner.

  • Top of my head looked back at me in this photo
  • My instance refuses to post the full one, but I cropped it better if the original is too small.

  • Top of my head looked back at me in this photo

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    Freedumbs.
  • That's not her real name; guys call her that because of her D-cups.

  • 30-degree heat is the new normal in Lithuania – experts
  • This summer hasn't been that bad yet, I swam in a lake on Sunday at 28C but have to wear an extra layer today at 22C. Frequent rain helps too.

  • Shitty Battlestations @lemmy.world Justas🇱🇹 @sh.itjust.works

    I should organise my cables better

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    Hey guys, did you miss Šaškė?

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    Aliens infiltrate the government and business elites of humanity, but possess more empathy and care more for people than the sociopathic human elites

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    I don't want to form parasocial relationships with people I fap to

    Parasocial relationships refer to one-sided relationships in which a person develops a strong sense of connection, intimacy, or familiarity with someone they don’t know, most often celebrities or media personalities. These relationships exist only in the mind of the individual, who experiences a bond despite the lack of reciprocity.

    Forming parasocial relationships is fine.

    Fapping (masturbating) to nsfw content is fine (unless it is illegal or unethical).

    But forming a parasocial relationship with someone you fap to feels like cheating if you are in a relationship and a poor substitute for a relationship if you are single.

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    I am not a ______; you can share me.

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    This is what peak slavcore looks like (extra images in the comments)

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    I bought a car with a bad engine

    A year ago I bought my wife a Mazda CX-5 diesel and paid 10K for it. Now I found out that it has an engine defect that will be extremely expensive to repair, so the car is a write-off, at best I can get 2K back.

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    It took me way too long to realise wtf I was doing

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    In the Past, by Petras Lukošius

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    Why can't Strings in String Theory be replaced with Springs?

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    Vanity license plates @lemmy.world Justas🇱🇹 @sh.itjust.works

    M1ND1S

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    Burning winter sunset, WIP

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    Brought to you by the vertical mouse gang

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    noobient.com Canonical starts charging for Ubuntu LTS security updates

    So Ubuntu has this model where they pretty much freeze package versions for an Ubuntu release after release, and then they only backport security updates from upstream. There's nothing new here, most distros do it this way. The idea is that this way they can polish the gazillions of package versions

    Canonical starts charging for Ubuntu LTS security updates
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    Anti-tankie meme

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    Lithuanians are at it again, raising money to outfit Ukrainian soldiers with personal anti-drone systems, laser sights and night vision monoculars, all made by Lithuanian manufacturers

    Each set of items is supposed to cost around 7500 euros. 350000 was already raised in the first day. The fundraising campaign is supposed to last until February 24.

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    Caught with drugs

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    My third attempt at shokupan (Japanese milk bread)

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    Snowed in

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