Cuttlefish
Dr. Dugong?
"It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination." -- rando convenience store customer in Clerks, 1994
How is that not a porn fetish yet
Oh, somehow I doubt it isn't.
Search engine challenge of the day: Find another source for this behavior.
.... I..... I'm a primary source....
RFK probably.
I guess this is like #7 or so on the “Jobs that cause ejaculation” list?
#1: Mortician
You know I might regret saying this but that cuttle fish is literally me
I love your job too