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We have historical Records where Abe describes himself as 'Ugly', this statue seems historically inaccurate.
Best part of being a guy is you can be so ugly you actually start being somewhat attractive. Like Williem Dafoe. A huge dong helps too. Like Willie Da...I mean Williem Dafoe.
Or Adam driver, who disproves every theory about facial symettry.
It's Willem, dammit!
Birth certificate says William. Card says moops
Crotch says Willie
But you can't go too far or you'll enter the Buscemi zone
This the youngest picture of him I could find. He's 37 or 38. Obviously he'd look different in high-def, but he doesn't look so bad:
He's attractive and sexy, but not hot or pretty.
If that even makes sense.
Daniel Craig makes a cameo on What We Do In the Shadows
It looks like he could take a watermelon in each hand and crush them
If social media has taught me anything, it's that incredibly sexy people find themselves ugly all the time.