When I was in high school, I was wandering around NASA's FTP site. They had a bunch of cool things, like Hubble pictures, or rocket schematics.
My dad walked by, and looked over my shoulder. He saw me looking at one of the schematics and thought I'd hacked NASA.
7 0 ReplyGo into a bar or coffee shop and go to http://hackertyper.com/
Some lady once came up to me and my friends and asked if we were hacking things.
We lied and said yes. But we were just working on homework.
4 0 ReplyE: Unable to lock the administration directory (/var/lib/dpkg/), are you root?
4 0 Replythis incidence will be reported
5 0 ReplyThis was just recently removed from sudo. Truly the end of an era
Remove "This incident will be reported." from user warnings. This used to indicate that email had been sent to the administrator telling them that someone tried to run sudo. Whether or not sudo sends email is now configurable, so the warning may not be accurate. It is also confusing to the user since they will not know who the incident is being reported to. See also https://xkcd.com/838
https://github.com/sudo-project/sudo/commit/6aa320c96a37613663e8de4c275bd6c490466b01
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windows and macos normies have one joke
3 0 ReplyThey use Windows/MacOS …So they have at least 2 jokes!
I use Arch btw.
7 0 Reply🙄 oh you~
i use void, btw
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maybe you'd like this better, you non-normie you
(credit to xkcd, of course)
7 0 ReplyXkcd got the COVID date wrong by a couple centuries...
2 0 Replyty, i did like this better 💙
2 0 Replyterrified of the notion of some elon musk project, btw xD
1 0 ReplyOh, this is great.
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2 jokes, the other one is running video games on linux
4 0 Replylmao you're not wrong xD thankfully linux gaming is getting there :D
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Like on movies, when they ar hacking into a system, and they have htop in one screen and they are doing an apt update && apt upgrade on the other lol
3 0 Replysudo dnf unzip
1 0 ReplyNo such command: unzip. Please use /usr/bin/dnf --help
It could be a DNF plugin command, try: "dnf install 'dnf-command(unzip)'"1 0 Reply