The foorprints... this was premeditated.

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So did this guy just blast his own legs with shit to own the libs?

Very on brand for the conservative brain trust
- No, because this didn't happen. Someone just slapped a caption on this picture. I mean someone shit on the floor definitely. But it wasn't a crazy conservative trying to own libs.
  
  Don't take everything you see on the Internet at face value or else you will have a bad time.
  
  If I can’t take things I see on the internet at face value then I’ll also have to discount your completely unsupported assertion that “someone just slapped a caption on this picture”
  
  That poop looks kind of sus. I've always suspected (this is an old picture) that they didn't use real poop. It looks too powdery.
  
  I mean it could've been a crazy conservative trying to own the libs. Don't fall into the trap the AP did with JD Vance's couch.
Man, if you're shitting like this on the reg, you ain't long for this world.
- sees username
  
  My condolences.
A technically correct shit post, the best kind of shit post.
Such perfectly fine consistency, just like

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