The long boi design is brilliant. You can have 'friends with excrements' on it, it's a flushable bathtub/isolation chamber and a luxurious porcelain coffin. I hope it has an integrated bidet that functions like a wacky lawn sprinkler.
This is a false dichotomy. The options are far from the only ones and not as different as the meme makes you believe they are. That said, I'll take the left one.
This feels like a comment about US election but it's not
Definitely not sitting on the trough-toilet because you'd have half or more of your ass hanging unsupported over the giant bowl which would be super uncomfortable, plus the nastiness of a giant trough toilet itself.