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"It's like we were made for this."
Who TF invented beds 5 million years ago
these bedbugs can talk, so aliens obviously
Probably whoever gave them the sofas
Presumably some ardipithecus.
The French
Should have known
Lots of animals make beds
Probably Jim, he be like that.
"ok boys, our time to shine"
When you went up the weird tech tree, barely getting by, just to counter your opponent perfectly late-game.
The latest TierZoo talks about the rise of small mammals like rats in that fashion when we specced into agriculture.
They got lucky. Poor computer viruses had to wait a lot longer
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