All farts are funny. It's just a matter of degree
All farts are funny. It's just a matter of degree
Fartology is an up and coming science.
This calculator is flawed. The allowable range of fart duration is 1-5 seconds, and I've definitely exceeded that on more than one occasion.
9 0 ReplyIt's wrong on both ends. (Heh)
I've heard deafening quarter-second farts that stop all conversation in a room of 50+ people
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Can anyone get a higher number out of this?
7 0 ReplyFarts in my sibling's face? Hilarious.
Farts in my face? That's like, negative funny.
5 0 ReplyIt's more likely than you think.
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The calculator is automatically flawed. Has no parameter for 0 kids present
5 0 ReplyUp and coming? Pff. It's a fade that will pass like the wind
4 0 ReplyI dunno, when I fart at 120 degrees Fahrenheit, shit ain't funny no more...
4 0 ReplyShould be a cool breeze, relatively speaking.
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Someone pulled that formula straight out their ass
3 0 ReplyQuality shitpost
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