Disney Buries the Hatchet With Ron DeSantis in Huge New Land Deal

Politics have been put aside in favor of a new Disney theme park.

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Lame, they were supposed to kill each other
- I was super hyped about the mouse eating the Ron. Lame.
- How? They’re both revenant undead.
  
  Ghouls vs Zombies.
  
  I’ll let someone else figure which is which.
  
  If we're talking D&D rules: The ghoul would win simply because it has higher stats than a zombie and they literally eat dead bodies.
Ron isn't running for president anymore so he doesn't have to showboat so much and can just get back to accepting the traditional bribes.
The agreement will allow Disney to build a fifth theme park—possibly a water park—in the state on the condition the monolith donates just 100 of its expansive 24,000 acres to infrastructure projects controlled by the state. Disney will also need to hire Florida-based construction companies for “at least half” of its projects, as well as make a generous $10 million dollar donation to affordable housing in the area.

That last bit is particularly interesting, wonder how that will work.
- Straight into someone's pocket
  
  Yeah. Disney’s pocket as it pays staff barely enough to be able to live nearby and gets to write off the affordable housing “donation” while using it to house their staff
  
  Nonsense Don LeSantis Cheap Houses is a great partner for the money 👍

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