When you tell her you use Arch and she still has her clothes on

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# pacman -R panties
- error: you cannot perform this operation unless you are root.
  
  It's within a root shell (#).
Have you looked in the Wiki?
- Wiki was unclear...
  
  If the female still doesn't willingly take her clothes off, you're probably dealing with another Arch user.
  
  Well, not everyone will let you recompile their kernel, if you catch my drift.
  
  If they stare at you emotionlessly, they are a Gentoo user who is still compiling their response.
You probably just used the wrong command.
- Ah, missing sudo, thanks 😊.
  
  We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:
  
  #1) Respect the privacy of others. #2) Think before you type. #3) With great power comes great responsibility.
  
  root's password:
Wouldn’t know. Never happened. 😎

..

Because.. I’ve never talked to a girl.
I once told my gf

sudo marry me
Yes baby, leave your Arch shirt on too.

I use a Swedish penis pump, btw.

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