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  • Go to the next aisle

  • Just use Firefox
  • I think it wanted to say "malware protection" but the lies got perfectly cut off

  • How do you even call that?
  • You need some uranium to cook it all the way

  • When you tell her you use Arch and she still has her clothes on
  • If they stare at you emotionlessly, they are a Gentoo user who is still compiling their response.

  • Godzilla (2014) was pretty good, except for Muto having that electromagnetic pulse weapon. Why would a biological evolutionarily develop such a thing? It's useless against Godzilla.
  • I recently watched Godzilla Minus One, honestly I liked it more than all the newer Godzilla movies with other titans

  • Discord is allegedly assigning gender to users with machine learning AI
  • Apparently not, I'm not as chronically online so I'm like still in 2015 era, heck I recently ditched all my playlists and started listening to songs from 1960s like Elvis Presley

  • Discord is allegedly assigning gender to users with machine learning AI
  • Never heard of that subreddit, then again I wasn't on Reddit for long when the API migration began

  • Discord is allegedly assigning gender to users with machine learning AI
  • I identify as an attack helicopter, will AI figure that out?

  • Sure Firefox
  • Gotta own a data center for your 3 million tabs

  • Get rid of those angry, masculine mannerisms
  • I deleted 5 seconds after posting because it was stupid, I bet you are the only one who actually seen it from notifications or the like.

  • Why is zoom so insane when you double tap on images?

    When you click on an image and double tap to zoom, it zooms to the microscopic level or is it just me?

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    99% of Lemmy users
  • I want to comment more and more, but I need to stop myself half the time, because I know it doesn't add anything, not funny, or will just get hated on cuz I'm ignorant of most situations/people

  • Wise words from Batman
  • Forget "Netflix and Chill", it's "Gimp and Friends" now

  • Get rid of those angry, masculine mannerisms
  • I don't think I have the patience to spend picking out an outfit for hours.

  • Mini-computers capped out too soon man. I hate miniaturization! Make computers big again!
  • Man, I love BIG servers, I hate the power bill that comes with it.

    Fine, my broke ass only has the budget for a few tiny computers anyway. I pick up too many hobbies with the excuse that it's a great skill for future sustainablity like self hosting, programming, 3d printing, and micro soldering.

  • I think I just nuked my home partition
  • I nuked my system so many times, everything from not knowing what I was doing to using disk partion when tired and forgetting to select the usb.

    Good thing my intro to Linux was through servers, I have a NAS with all my work files backed up as well as a second spare SSD that clones main SSD once a week.

  • As a leftist when I saw this post in twitter I had to be rushed to the hospital. My blood pressure read 2567 over 1547
  • My mind is playing tricks on me, I keep seeing and unseeing a hair strand in his fingers.

  • Writing -100
  • I'm not a terrorist, I'm a terrier-ist, I breed terrier dog. If not trained, an attack is imminent.

  • The Patriarchy
  • I'm having flashbacks of... fades to black

    Ralof: Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

  • Opensource app for mapping ps4 controller to android

    I got a dualshock 4 controller for $10 that had pretty bad joystick shaking that I just opened up and cleaned really well, which (mostly) fixed it. I tried playing some games on PC, but I want to try some stuff on my phone now, couldn't find an app that wasn't crashing or that didn't require a mac/windows pc to work, so I want to see if someone out there knows of an app like that. My phone is a OnePlus 9 running android 14.

    If there is nothing good out there then it's cool, just wanted to try for fun and I know asking on forums is better than whatever some search optimized article or a 5-year-old reddit post can offer.

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    Need help finding case thumb screws

    I got a Corsair 5000D airflow case from a friend for free but it is missing all the four screws that hold the side panels on the back. All the screws I can find on the internet are the short version that don't have enough reach.

    This screw is from my own PC case.

    Edit: image with the short version that I was talking about

    !

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    Tool for quick UI mockup design to use as a reference for web and/or app dev

    I am curious if anyone of you know of or use a tool you can play around with layout to use as a reference, currently I would just use paper and pencil to write down ideas for screens, modals, and features, then use a drawing pad on my phone to put down boxes that represent where the content will be placed. It is an arduous task, but it really helps me focus as I suck at being very creative when I code since I just sit there changing colors or sizes for hours till it looks ok to me.

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    Looking for Notes App for Android & Linux

    I am trying to slowly de-Google-ify myself by moving to open source apps, I wanna ditch google notes and evernote. I tried obsidian, standard notes, and joplin, I liked using obsidian on PC and standard notes looks nice on android but obsidian you need to pay to have sync and standard notes doesn't do markdown unless you pay (are plugins only on PC???). Joplin has most features I need but I don't like how it looks/feels on android (haven't tried in PC yet)

    Basically what I want the most in a notes app is offline with sync capability for phone and PC, would be nice to make folders for notes like notepads on evernote, and md is a big plus but I can live without it. I would love if I could use something like proton drive for cloud sync and wouldn't mind paying for obsidian if it was cheaper cuz $8 per month is too much for my minimum pay and I didnt see any cheaper plans.

    EDIT: If no one has any better suggestions, I am thinking of trying to setup obsidian with syncthing.

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    I come to this community to seek help with my discord js bot and the cursed /command

    I am part of a team that runs a small wiki for a game 99% of the population never heard of (don't ask me what it is), so I wanted to make a discord bot that used our API to pull info quickly, how it works is you do /search name:[enter name of item] and you get a list of, at most, the top 5 search results with emojis at the bottom to react with, then the bot should spit out another embed message with item description and stats, etc. The issue is that for the life of me, I can't seem to make the bot recognize what emoji the user has selected, as it always just returns '0' emojis selected. I am noob at JS, plz help

    Here is what I got: `

    async execute(interaction) { const query = interaction.options.getString("name");

    let itemData;

    try { // Get data from api const itemAPIList = await fetch( the link for our api, not important q=${query} ).then((res) => res.json()); itemData = itemAPIList.data;

    const emojis = ["1️⃣", "2️⃣", "3️⃣", "4️⃣", "5️⃣"];

    // Check if itemData from api is not empty if (itemData.length > 0) { // Create the embed message const itemEmbed = new EmbedBuilder() .setColor(0x00ff80) .setDescription( "React with the corresponding emoji to select an item" ); // List out the top 5 results from api with an emoji next to it for (let i = 0; i < 5 && i < itemData.length; i++) { itemEmbed.addFields({ name: ${emojis[i]}: ${itemData[i].name}, value: " ", }); } // Sends the embedded message const sentItemList = await interaction .reply({ embeds: [itemEmbed], fetchReply: true, }) .then(async (itemListMsg) => { // Reacts to the message with correct number of emoji numbers for ( let i = 0; i < emojis.length && i < itemData.length; i++ ) { await itemListMsg.react(emojis[i]); }

    // Filter for checking if emoji and user are correct const collectorFilter = (reaction, user) => { return ( emojis.includes(reaction.emoji.name) && user.id === interaction.user.id ); };

    const collector = await itemListMsg.createReactionCollector({ filter: collectorFilter, time: 5000, });

    collector.on("collect", (reaction, user) => { console.log( Collected ${reaction.emoji.name} from ${user.tag} ); });

    collector.on("end", (collected) => { console.log(Collected ${collected.size} items); }); }); }

    `

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    Anyone try PXN V9 on linux berfore?

    Never played any racing sims before and thought to give it a try, I won a pxn v9 set off an auction for $35, but I can't seem to get it to work, the game I'm trying to play is RaceRoom. I am on Linux mint 21.2

    lsusb -t output:

    /: Bus 06.Port 1: Dev 1, Class=root_hub, Driver=xhci_hcd/2p, 10000M /: Bus 05.Port 1: Dev 1, Class=root_hub, Driver=xhci_hcd/4p, 480M |__ Port 2: Dev 2, If 0, Class=Human Interface Device, Driver=usbhid, 12M |__ Port 2: Dev 2, If 1, Class=Human Interface Device, Driver=usbhid, 12M /: Bus 04.Port 1: Dev 1, Class=root_hub, Driver=xhci_hcd/2p, 10000M /: Bus 03.Port 1: Dev 1, Class=root_hub, Driver=xhci_hcd/4p, 480M |__ Port 1: Dev 2, If 0, Class=Human Interface Device, Driver=usbhid, 12M |__ Port 1: Dev 2, If 1, Class=Human Interface Device, Driver=usbhid, 12M |__ Port 2: Dev 4, If 0, Class=Vendor Specific Class, Driver=, 12M /: Bus 02.Port 1: Dev 1, Class=root_hub, Driver=xhci_hcd/4p, 10000M /: Bus 01.Port 1: Dev 1, Class=root_hub, Driver=xhci_hcd/10p, 480M |__ Port 5: Dev 2, If 1, Class=Wireless, Driver=btusb, 480M |__ Port 5: Dev 2, If 2, Class=Wireless, Driver=, 480M |__ Port 5: Dev 2, If 0, Class=Wireless, Driver=btusb, 480M |__ Port 6: Dev 3, If 0, Class=Hub, Driver=hub/4p, 480M |__ Port 7: Dev 4, If 0, Class=Human Interface Device, Driver=usbhid, 12M

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    High RAM usage despite nothing using it

    ! I have an issue where when I start up modded minecraft, PC uses little ram and system monitor reports that java never exceeds the max of 8gb ram I set. When I start flying around and mapping out the server using a minimap and world map, RAM usage keeps rising till PC starts lagging showing 90%+ of ram being used despite system monitor reporting 8gb for java and mb (or less) of usage on everything else. I even tried using free and htop in terminal but same results. Closing minecraft makes ram drop, but never all the way as shown in the images.

    I am on Linux Mint 21.2, running minecraft through prism launcher, modpack was ATM8, but I noticed it happens on all modpacks. Not sure if this is a minecraft or mint issue, so I hope someone can explain or point me in the right direction

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    Good Game Cloner for android

    I would like to know if there is a good open source project that let's me run a copy of a game on my phone without crashing or bugging out after a day or two, nothing on the app store works well enough. I just want to enjoy multiple accounts on an old 32bit mmorpg from 2013-2014.

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    Shady_Shiroe Shady_Shiroe @lemmy.world

    I'm not based or up to date with times, an ignorant fool who lives on a tiny planet.

    Posts 85
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