He goes inside, the door slams shut, demonic noises for five minutes, then the door flies open and an angry, bloody Gordon Ramsey comes stomping out
"Why do you have a FUCKING gateway to the demonic realm in your restaurant?! Do you have any idea how many lost souls I found in there?! ANSWER ME!!!"
113 0 ReplySHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!
44 0 ReplyExactly 0% of that blood is his
34 0 ReplyHe didn't get his black belt for nothing.
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AND NONE OF THE SOULS WERE REFRIGERATED!
25 0 ReplyRamsay vs SCP-087
Or ramsay is what's knocking on the door
8 0 ReplyYou mean Gordon Ramsey hasn't yet been issued an SCP number?
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Gordon Ramsay when the Eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension gaze into his soul:
"Are you just going to fucking stand there?"
76 0 ReplyOther than Gordon Ramsay being involved this is more or less the plot to the book House of Leaves lol
35 0 ReplyPretty sure that was the intention¹
¹I mean... it has a footnote and everything
19 0 ReplyNeed a British comedy adaptation of the Navidson record
13 0 ReplyI would pay good money to see that, especially if it was starring Mr Bean lol
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I love surrealist gordon ramsey memes
29 0 ReplyHe better not wake Azathoth.
12 0 ReplyThis reminds me of the time I worked at a tattoo parlor. Sometimes when refilling the ink bottles in the storage room I'd get the feeling that someone was watching me. One time I swear I heard a deep low growling, like a disgruntled chef watching someone pick up a piece of raw chicken, brush it off, and put it back in the pan
5 0 ReplyLet's just check the walk-in freezer now.
...annnd I'm in Blackreach
2 0 ReplyCthulhu: <ROARS>
Gordon: OH SHUT UP, DONKEY.
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