Those ambulatory kickballs are a damned nuisance. Pro tip: never stop your car when they're crossing the street unless they have young with them. Just slow down to idle speed and creep forward. They're stupid, but not suicidal, and we'll get out of the fucking way.
Have you ever eaten one, though? They're delicious and are colloquially known as the roast beef of the sky. I think they're so tender and delicious because they don't hold anything back, immediately letting all anger and negativity out as it arises.