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Due to limited resources this hydra will grow only 3 heads for every 2 you cut off.
Because of supply issues, your infinite wealth will start arriving in 3 to 5 business days.
Provided as limited annuity payments over the course of your life.
Due to shorter attention spans these cats only have 7 lives.
Due to budget cuts we're dialing down eternal damnation to mild inconvenience for 30 years.
TIL: Satan has a budget. Explains a lot...
Even satan is not free of capitalism 😔
The 50% of the time thing actually solves a huge bug. Which incidentally is what's on the other side of the wrong door
due to company reorganization and a recent IPO, we are now 4 independent contractor dwarves and an LLM
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