gamingcirclejerk @lemmy.world testeronious @lemmy.world 6mo ago

Until we can figure out what's going on

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"There are too many ugly woke women in games."
- Why aren't there video game protagonists that look like him? There's definitely plenty of guys that look like that in real life.
  
  "This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like."
Let’s be real they didn’t like the forespoken lady for other reasons.

(It was racism)
- I mean there's probably a lot of racists, but let's not pretend the game was good or funny or interesting and was brigaded by trolls here. Forespoken was dogshit that deserved to be mocked.
- The character was fine but Forspoken dialogue was pretty bad.
  
  These writers should go on strike to get paid better
- Wasn't the gameplay choppy? Like, it was poorly optimized and couldn't run worth a damn?
  
  Yeah I’m not going to defend the game itself, but I think it got additional hate because the main character is black.
I think instagram and TikTok filters are doing at least as much to distort perceptions of beauty as porn
Can someone explain the "dress in hair" part to me?
- It’s from Bayonetta, she’s a witch that fights using her hair and it’s also her clothes. ALSO the amount of hair she has is proportional to her health, the less she has the more skin she’s showing.
  
  Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO F--K inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~
  
  Oh now I understand why that game is so huge.

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