I might be out of spells, but I ain't out of shells

Alakablam

I use my Sceptre of Blasting to cast Big Boom.

Only a single shot there...wth that tape over the slide, it won't cycle properly. Consider zip ties on the grip.

Now eat this sucka!

You would not part an old man from his glocking stick.

If your RPG doesn't have RPGs in it, how are you supposed to Role Play launching a Rocket Propelled Grenade in your Game?

I wanna show you a trick mother showed me when you weren't around.

Pff, rogue wizard, don't you know the Council declared we would only be using Sig Sauer Staffs from now on?