Woodlice are crustaceans, and get their name from being found in wood, and 'louse' (a parasitic insect) however, they are neither insects or parasites!
There are over 3500 species of woodlouse, and are found throughout the world except Antarctica
They have dark grey or black shells, with armour like exoskeletons made of 7 plates. Each plate has 2 pairs one pair of legs attached, making 14 legs in total. They grow between 0.7mm to 18mm, and can live up to 2-3 years!
Their main defensive behaviour is to roll up into a ball, and they can also release an odourous chemical to deter predators. They will also 'ball up' in order to prevent dehydration, and moisture loss during dry periods!
They are living fossils! Their aquatic ancestors lived in the oceans during the Silurian and Devonian periods. Later on, probably during the Carboniferous, they had evolved to live on land
During this aquatic to terrestrial transition they had to evolve a brood pouch (marsupium) to prevent their eggs and young from drying out (Their ancestors would have released eggs directly into the water).
Another adaptation is breathing via their gills which are located on their hind legs and are always covered with a thin layer of water. As a result they have to live in moist, damp environments. They also prefer to live in groups!
They eat decaying leaves, fungus, mold, and even the droppings of other animals. They help to break down vegetation and organic matter and play an important role in the nutrient cycle!
They need to shed their exoskeleton as they grow, and this molt takes place in two stages. Firstly, the back half is lost, then about 2-3 days later, the front half sheds. Most other athropods shed their cuticles in one go
Woodlice can tolerate contaminated soil, unlike most other creatures!
....they can crystallise heavy metal ions midgut like copper, zinc, cadmium, arsenic and lead. This cleans up soil and purifies contaminated water. source
Not edible crustaceans though, apparently they taste like urine, probably due to the fact that they release ammonia...One of their local names I heard in Wales is 'piss the bed' Also...
In the Netherlands, they’re called pissabeds source
But, despite all the piss they're great little critters 😀
And as a side benefit, when you vanquish one you get rolly polly parts, which - along with the tough gunk they sometimes drop - allows you to make an awesome armor!
This large, brown beetle can be seen swarming around streetlights in spring. They live underground as larvae for years and emerge as adults often in large numbers. Listen for their characteristic buzzing sound......
....nothing remotely rude, just the British way of naming things, like 'cunt gropers lane' 'cockermouth' 'wet wang' etc