Ode To My Luscious Leg Hair
Ode To My Luscious Leg Hair
Oh beautiful hair on mine legs,
Your presence gives me joy,
Darker and thicker you spread each day,
In order to help me grow into a boy
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Going ape mode
beats chest like a gorilla
Scratching an itch through leg hair is one of my favorite parts of being a dude tbh
I feel one with the inner gorilla 🦧🧘♂️
Leg hair is incredibly underrated. Helps with insulation, is soft, and is satisfying as you said. Humans evolved to have it for a reason 🤷🏼♂️
My inner primeape is very happy right now.