Time to read the bottle of the air freshener!
16 0 ReplyI'm more a connoisseur of shampoo bottles myself.
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Not too* fucking late to fix your title though
13 0 ReplyI love that you can edit post titles in Lemmy
7 0 ReplyWait you can edit titles here? This changes everything
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That's why I always have an Archie comic or Uncle John's Bathroom Reader next to my toilets. I read enough random bottles growing up.
5 0 ReplyOr when we desperately hold in our shit until we find our phone lol "I need to shit! Where the fuck is it!?"
5 0 ReplyI have always kept a big tome of the great poems of western civilization in the bathroom for emergencies like this.
4 0 ReplyI have a rippleys believe it or not and a guiness book of world records, both from the 80s.
3 0 ReplyHope none of those poems are by Walt Whitman, or your neighbor hank might get mad.
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F'ing great here
2 0 Replythis is what pulp fiction was made for.
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