We went to the county fair yesterday- a pig peed on my leg.
We went to the county fair yesterday- a pig peed on my leg.
This mildly infuriated me and I felt the need to share my mild infuriation.
I can't blame the pig. It was just being a pig. I can't blame the way they have the pens set up, that's for the benefit of the pigs. I can't even blame myself because I wasn't even looking in that direction when it happened.
I want someone to pin fault on, damn it! I need closure! I had to wait until my daughter was done on the rides to get a shower and someone needs to pay!
Having porkchops for dinner?
34 3 ReplyThat would just put the blame on some other poor pig.
25 0 ReplyThen buy that pig and make the pork out of it!
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Sounds a bit too radical
1 0 ReplyWhat a disgusting comment to make.
Pigs are living and feeling beings just like you and I.
3 39 ReplyIt's not our fault they taste so good.
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Blame it on my cat Odin. I blame pretty much everything on him cuz he's just a dumb little guy who can take it. Besides it's not like he cares.
21 0 ReplyCURSE YOU ODIN!
(Oh shit, now I'm not going to go to Valhalla!)
14 0 ReplyWere you planning to die fighting with a weapon in your hands? I think that's the requirements to get in.
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I think you can sign up for FarmersOnly now.
16 0 ReplyYou could blame yourself for not looking in that direction. 🤷
13 0 ReplyI'm not psychically attuned to peeing pigs!
12 1 ReplyAnd now you are - life is mysterious and absolutely wonderful sometimes!
10 0 ReplyNot with that attitude
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We're all here for you buddy. Embrace it so you can get through it. Let it sink in, but not literally, or maybe it already has
11 0 ReplyI think that getting peed on by an animal at a county fair is one of the entrance requirements for 4-H, so you can now check that one off the list.
9 0 ReplyIt was a freak occurrence. I hesitate to call it an accident because the pig is probably not incontinent.
7 0 ReplyPin the blame on the donkey.
4 0 ReplyLuckyy
4 1 Replyhilarious
3 0 ReplyNobody needs to be at fault. Nobody needs to pay. It's just a thing that happened. You'll still wake up tomorrow.
2 0 ReplySure... if I survive whatever plague the pig pee gave me I'll wake up tomorrow.
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I would have at least have them show me their badge and complained to their superior
2 1 ReplyI'm not some sort of pig Karen!
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I don't think exploiting pigs at a fair can ever be for the benefit of the pigs.
Blame the assholes who exploit pigs for money.
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