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"The goblin is pointing a small dagger at you, but you see fear and sadness in his eyes. This is because-"
"I cast immolate!"
rolls a 20
You aim too low.
I cast
METEOR SWARM
Goblin't
Well, technically all goblins have backstories. Most of them just don't have backstories that involve getting proficiency in dex saves.
Don't worry I roasted his family and friends too so they won't be sad!
Well aren't you a kind soul
The best thing I've heard about when players murder your darling NPCs is to just retcon anything you haven't given away yet. That wasn't the mouthy barfly who was about to drop a paragraph of expository dialogue, she's actually right... Here!
Oh no! the last remaining soul who knew the hiding place of a holy avenger... guess it's lost forever.
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