I used this template a while ago and still have the clean version I made if anyone wants it. Also the edit I made cause I think I’m funny.

What's a fire, and why does it - what's the word? Buuuuuurn?

Literally dozed off last night, phone in hand, reading Wikipedia on quantum spin and hyperreal numbers. The research rabbithole is so cozy to rest in!

I did the same thing with three phase electric motors. Best sleep of my life…

Follow that one up with "why is Earth the only planet to have fire?"

I’ve said it before and I’ll said it again:

🔥FIRE IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT 🔥

Scuttles off without extension

Someone queue up that Richard Feynman video.

Fun at the breakfast table, or at parties even!:
"Did you know that fire is a fourth state of matter called plasma, and it's actually the most common state of matter in the universe... plasma I mean, not fire itself... and the reason why flames burn is because..." Once he starts, he can't stop.