WholeSomeMemes @lemmy.ml Facelikeapotato @lemmy.ml 1y ago

We don't deserve librarians

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Addendum: don't snack on snakes. Snakes will not be provided as snacks on either date.
- Snake snacks = No
  
  PPS: on May 22 the snakes may have their own snacks. Do not snack on snake snacks.
  
  PPPS: Do not feed the snakes your snacks.
  
  PPPPS: Feeding the snake snacks your snacks may make for a tastier snack for the snake.
  
  PPPPPS: Unruly children (and adults) may be considered as candidates for snake snacks
  
  https://imgur.com/RtsLpV8
  
  Make the espresso and pour it over a scoop of ice cream. Instant coffee addiction? I wouldn't know. Can't stand the taste of coffee.
  
  Affogatos aren't really heavy on the coffee taste. Caffeine isn't that addictive, you need to consume it quite regularly to get hooked and coke is doing the trick way better for kids I'd say, not to mention energy drinks.
  
  Also maybe OT but the usual reason why people don't like coffee is because they never had good coffee: Most stuff out there is burned garbage, black coffee shouldn't be more disagreeable than dark chocolate. If you're ever near an artisan roaster do try a cup.
  
  I have. They banned me after I took a sip, and asked for a pitcher of steamed milk with a half cup of sugar mixed in. I was gonna make the coffee equivalent of hot chocolate.
  
  Also, "they" "banned" you for asking for a pitcher of steamed milk?
  
  Of all the things that never happened, this was one of them.
  
  Edit: confirmed - this was entirely made up
  
  You mean, like a latte? Mocha? Or Café Au Lait?
  
  FYI: cafe latte: 2:1 steamed milk:coffee
  
  Café Au Lait: 1:1 steamed milk:coffee
  
  Yeah, more like 19:1 milk to coffee. Like I said, I was adding the amount of milk and sugar that we do to chocolate to make it palatable
  
  No snacks for poor snakes? :(
- Snakes will be provided as dates, did I understand that right?
  
  Dates will be provided as snacks.
  
  Figs, raisins or sultanas may be included as well on the date.
  
  Bringing outside dates is acceptable. Bringing dates outside is encouraged.
  
  Dating librarians is also encouraged.
  
  Carbon dating librarians, however, is unacceptable and considered insulting.
- Does this include jelly snakes?
  
  Please do not feed snakes jelly snakes. While not technically cannibalism, we do not wish to encourage the possibility.
  
  If a jelly snake eats its own tail will it dissappear or cause a rip in jelly spacetime?
  
  I'll check if it's in the TVA Manual. If anyone were to write about it, it would be Ouroboros.
  
  Wait, does anyone know the Dewy decimal number for the TVA Manual?

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