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Trump Pledges To Use Obscure 18th-Century Law To Marry Daughter

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PALM BEACH, FL—Outlining his ambitious plans for a potential second presidential term, Republican candidate Donald Trump reportedly made a pledge Thursday to use an obscure 18th-century law to marry his daughter. “We’re moving full steam ahead with ‘Operation Ivanka,’” said Trump, who credited his p...

Trump Pledges To Use Obscure 18th-Century Law To Marry Daughter
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