My hero
My hero
Probably not the first time this has made it's rounds but this was the first time I've seen this story.
Edit: sorry, thought it included the link. https://dailynewsreported.com/positive-affirmations/woman-chases-jehovahs-witnesses-down-the-street-yelling-succumb-to-my-devil-vagina-magic/ I have to shamefully admit I ate the onion
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Or just ask them to put you on the "do not call" list and they shouldn't bother you again for several years.
Studies consistently show that devil vagina magic is the more effective solution.
I wish I could've participated in that study, I love magic!
DVM: *Pulls out seemingly endless scarves*
Me: *Claps gleefully*
DVM: *Makes my head spin around 3 times*
Me: I didn't like that one as much
DVM: *Makes a quarter appear*
Me: I'm still dizzy from that last trick. Can you give me a second?
I know devil vagina magic has caught me up a few times
Nah. Keep you religion to yourself, regardless of your religion, and especially at my residence during my personal time.
It's one thing to preach in public, but gtf off my lawn!
As a millennial, my heart still stops when the door rings, obviously it's the police or something or I would have gotten a text. I should have bought a house without a front door
TST shouldn’t doorknock to spread the word about their services?!
Which part of "regardless of your religion" did you not understand?
That "shouldn't" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.
Yeah, and I also keep weeds out of my garden by shouting at them and squirls out of my trees with signs that say: no squirrels
My friends leave my garden when I shout at my weeds. I must be yelling the wrong words
Have you tried devil vagina magik though?
You could just tell them you're an apostate.
Those they actively avoid.