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Talk to Plants.
Just so I can tell vegans what their food is saying.
Plot twist, all plants have a vore kink
Probably has the same effect though.
"Eat me, daddy! UwU!"
"I... I'm not hungry any more."
“Eat me, daddy! UwU!”
I mean, if veggies didn't say that, it wouldn't be vegan anymore.
This was my first choice, until I thought of how horrifying the screams would be whenever someone mows the lawn
Fun fact: Plants are still alive when you eat them.
Kinky
That's why i burned my food.
Cereal is not a plant.
It's an ex-plant.
You can also be the greatest arborist.
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