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Always weird to be reminded that the World’s eminent superpower is obsessed with cutting bits off babies’ dicks. But then, maybe that’s the secret behind their economic strength?
After all, the Romans did some pretty wild stuff, like making their horses generals.
74 8 ReplyI mean, the Middle East and Africa have even higher circumcision rates and it doesn't seem to be working out for them
20 1 ReplyI'm Canadian they do this here as well
8 0 ReplyI didn't realise you had horse generals.
31 0 ReplyI mixed up a few words and in the context interpreted this as "horse genitals".
12 0 ReplyAs a Canadian can we try to convince people that this is true about all Canadians.
8 0 ReplyOmg me too and I didn't realize it was generals until I read this comment. I need sleep
3 0 ReplyAmazing. That'll confuse people when dropping a random comment in.
"My money's on the blue team. They're doing really well this season" "I didn't realise you had horse genitals"
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Ah, the old Lemmy S-whinny-roo!
6 1 ReplyYay! I've missed this!
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The Romans used to do the opposite, and tie their foreskin shut just to be extra sure no one would see the head of their penis.
6 0 ReplyI bet that made a mess when they peed
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Could you still fuck a general? Asking for a hoplite.
4 0 ReplyPerhaps the next natural step is joining that with their love of firearms. Circumcision by mass shootings or something.
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