This may be the perfect dad joke.
Forced puns are well and good, but the true essence of dad jokes is trolling - and this nails it.
18 0 ReplyWhat’s red and tastes like blue paint?
Red paint.
18 1 ReplyWhat's brown and sticky?
10 0 ReplyChocolate except I spilled glue on it
9 0 ReplyA stick!
I love this one, always gets a chuckle.
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Got a nice eye roll out of this one from the wife. Mission accomplished.
11 0 ReplyJust told this one to my son.
Him: "I could have said Mom's foot, or my sister's foot, or anyone else's foot!"
Me: "But you didn't."
10 0 ReplyGod.
Good one dad !
10 1 ReplySo are you coming home tonight? Mom is cooking spaghetti, with the very big meat balls, just the way you like. It's been 15 years dad.
8 2 ReplyWhat'd the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
Ps how do you do spoiler tags in lemmy?
4 0 ReplyWhy do I keep coming back to read dad jokes even though they fill me with rage?
4 0 Replybooooooooooo
2 0 ReplyAre dad riddles a thing? I think they should be a thing if not.
2 0 ReplyWow, thanks dad. slow clap
1 0 ReplyI would also accept "your other foot".
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